A family of 3 came through my line. I’ve had people hand me money in so many disgusting ways it’d make your head spin. Well this topped them all. The lady smiled her toothless grin, reached in her purse and handed me a wad of bills. She laughed manically and said, “It smells funny, it smells like dinner.” I looked at her quizzically, flattened out the money and put it in my till. Her daughter, also a grown woman with no teeth, laughed and told me the reason her mother was laughing was because the purse that the money was nakedly contained in was full of oyster shells left over from dinner. Are you freakin’ serious? To which the mother replied, “She likes to make jewelry from the shells. They smell good huh?” Never have I wanted to wash away the germs so badly.